You guys
I’m on another road trip, and all I can think about is how much I miss my Pokemon. And probably how much I need to get laid.
I’m the fucking worst. But I love me sometimes, soooo….
Seriously, is that supposed to be Spongebob?
I am incredibly disturbed by some of the selection on the ASOS Sale website. I get that they’re on sale for a reason, but what the fuck is this shit.
SMH.
Girls is so fucking hard to watch. I mean, I love it, but I hate Hannah. You all think you’re the worse? SHE’S the worst.
SINDHOO. SERIOUSLY. May 20th to June 20th. You need to find someone with that birthday. To fall in love with. SERIOUSLY.My mother, 30 seconds ago. HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!!!!!
Cant wait for someone to ask me who this is so I can sheepishly say “my boyfriend” like a real life funny person.
No. No. There is no way that this is a young Stephen Colbert. There is absolutely no remote possibility that someone can be that handsome, that funny, and that intelligent.
No other men need apply. My heart is devastated by a man already married.
Bros before hoes
This is the truest thing.Football is a great way to bond with people you have never boned before.
This shit is the best because it caters to the fact that I live in fear of my family dying in some insane Rosie Larsen type mystery and I’ll never know until it’s too late.
I have major control issues, probably.
